Ladies and Gentleman,
The Movement Program will finally be back to close off the week. Jury duty unfortunately stole me away from all of your ugly faces (or should that be fortunately…), but Friday it will be last call for all aboard the pain train. Hopefully the T-shirts will be ready by next Monday, so hold on to your horses (the printer screwed up the first batch, so this is part deux.) just a little longer.
Exciting news! The Summer Kinetics Camp syllabus is now available for perusal. But you know what’s even more exciting? The world knows about you, Movement Program. They know about you and are inspired. Yes, let me repeat myself: your efforts, your sweat, your fear, and ultimately your triumphs have inspired others. They have inspired two such persons so much that they have graciously agreed to pay for seven, yes that’s right, SEVEN spots for the Kinetics Camp. How will I determine who receives the funding? Well, for starters, I won’t. That will be left in the hands of the donors, who of course wish to remain anonymous. In order to be eligible to earn a “scholarship” to camp, the prospective athlete must type out a 1-2 page essay around the following prompt:
“The idea of community has slowly been deteriorating in American society. “I” has become much more important than “we.” The Movement Program hopes to slowly reverse that trend. How have you and/or will you use skills gained through The Movement Program to help better your community?”
Essays will only be accepted if they adhere to the following guidelines:
12 point Times New Roman
Please submit your completed essays to email@example.com and I will forward them to the donor for his/her perusal.
Papers are due June 14 at 12:00 pm in my inbox.
Get on this, people! What a great opportunity!
PS Morgan and Palm Oil, will you both be around for class tomorrow? I want to start the documentary ASAP!